baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

dem0man:

how to offend shitty people:

  • take a popular character
  • say they’re trans
  • wait

rollin’ with your crew like

rollin’ with your crew like

tagged: +fall out boy 
powerstump:

@thisistherealryanross: Too much too soon #Frankfurt @vinnawinna

powerstump:

@thisistherealryanross: Too much too soon #Frankfurt @vinnawinna

tagged: +ryan ross  +baE 

meanplastic:

modern-day mother teresa

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

sixth-impact:

I have masturbated this summer away